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| 01:47pm 14/04/2006 |
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i just thort i'd make the point that it's good friday in 2006. that day will never happen again. well whatever. omg i've just found out there's no glastonbury (is that even how you spell it) this year!!! i'm devastated. is this like old news or something? it's the first i've heard of it. not that i was going or anything but i love it. i really wanna know why its not on.
but anyway. well lots to talkies about. first of all yesterday we went bowling!! was so fun. there was me,anna, sarah, kate, joe, george and tom. we didnt really talk to george an tom much but ah well. i did talk a bit. sarah flirted. honestly. i'm kiddin sarah! anna won both games. i think i came like 3rd to last. i really have no idea. dnt care anyway. people get so competitive *cough cough joe and anna* then we went to joe's nans afterwards. she's the best cook and we got chips an egg and cake and stuff. but my feet were absolutely killing me. then joe was skitting me as we were walking up the road going ow ow in this high pitched voice. my shoes were worth the pain though. they were really very goovy.
then last night i watched the amazing the spectacular the one the only GREYS ANATOMY!!!! was very gud. with an um severed penis =O which was of course very interesting. and sexy dr man!!!! *does dance* and kissing in the lift. slef-control my ass. that's why she took the stairs! mwa no one can resist the charms of the genius in sexiness =D am staying in anna's 2nite so we can talk about it yay!
also WOOT I FOUND OUT WHEN LOST'S COMING BACK ON!! 2ND MAY BABY YEH!!! i've marked it in my calender and everything. yeh sad i know. |
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| i'm happy feelin glad i got sunshine |
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| 05:31pm 11/04/2006 |
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mood:  uncomfortable
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the reason i'm uncomfortable is my stupid brace. i got it tightened and had a weird spring thing put on. ow it hurts. i cnt even eat properly. ah well.
on saturday i went. wait where did i go on saturday? o yeh i went to my nans. national day! didnt win anything though. shame.
on sunday we went to rachels party. i cnt belive shes seventeen. she had her driving lesson the next day. apparently she was breaking the speed limit a lot. heh heh.
then yesterday i went to the park and played footy. yes. well i kicked the ball once. and missed. come on did they really expect any better from me of all people.
today i went into town and got these 2 totally goovy dresses and a pair of shoes. my dresses r cool and like wrappy. ones grey and black stripy and the other ones like black and white retro squares. an my shoes r all pointy and pretty =DDD
am still questing for legend though. i've been wanting it since like october. so unfair. i was gonna get it for christmas but it wasnt out then. and now ems has got it and its so unfair. *cries* |
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| 07:33pm 07/04/2006 |
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hhhhhiiiiiiii. um last time i updated was um.....monday?? well i really dnt know. but anyway nothing excitings happened. been to asda (funny me and emily were just talking about the delights of the place- in other words emily was saying how much she despises it) been stuck in the house most of the time. tom's been off which is so unfair coz he wasnt meant to finish until today and it was meant to be a week for me. ah well.
OH I GOT THE 9TH AND 10TH FUSHIGI YUUGIS!!! TOTAL WOOTNESS. an nakago tries to sleep with miaka. but doesnt. an soi tries to sleep with tamahome pretending to be miaka. and amiboshi returns from the dead and kisses miaka. and suboshi kisses yui. a whole lotta sex, drugs an ROCK AND ROLL. sorry just had to add that
i also stayed in emilys. =D AND GREYS ANATOMY WAS ON!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!! was so so so good. and i love george. was george even his name. and sexy dr man really is sexy. but i can't say the damn cool lines coz ems and anna already did it like months ago. ='( but i can say
"Geriatrics are for people who still live with their mothers and dont have sex"
"I really need to get my own place..." |
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| 04:51pm 02/04/2006 |
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well SO much has happened. on friday we broke up!!!!! yayness. we just ate chocolate and laughed at mr amey and then went to assembly. i wasn't on the effort list. was most upset. na not really. never been on it so it's not like its a big disappointment. you get used to rejection after a while =)
then we went to town and anna's. ew we saw miss keen and mrs vaughan in town and mrs vaughan waved at me and anna. bleurgh. me, hel and ems went to subway an the others went to starbucks. was quite spiffing. then we got the train to anna's and everyone dared me to kiss anna on the lips so i did. ;)
then yesterday we went to go and see anna's drama festival piecey thingy. but she got cut out. *pats anna* at least she got to read out the raffel. anj and clare had to leave early tho coz anna tld us it started at 2 but it didnt, it started at 2.30 so we werent allowed in an we had 2 wait in the cold. anyway they had to try an get up during introductions but they just never got the chance. poor them. it was like 4.20 when they left.
then we stayed at anna's. was so fun. over dinner we discussed sex, skitted anna, skitted me and laughed at sarah. was just funny. annas mums friend was there an it was just like a fun dinner party.
we stayed up till 4.30. um whoops. but helen had gone to sleep 4 like an hour b4 that an she wakes up an goes "how come nobody told me about this assembly"
and turns over and goes back to sleep! we were laughing 4 hours |
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| 06:50pm 30/03/2006 |
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well hello again my like 3 faithful readers. if it's more i'm sorry i really don't mean 2 offend anyone. today waqs the last full day of schoole for three weeks!!! YAY!! just tlkin 2 danny an kelly at the mo. but anyway today i got loads of easter eggs. yay chocolate =) an i gave to lots of ppl. to which i owe mum. dammit. got no money as it is. an now i'm into minus numbers. grr
today was funny. mum made me buy mr amey an easter egg an he was like chuffed. i was like u weird freak. then i asked him if he was gonna go to iron maiden an he was like na i don't think i'll b able to get tickets. i was like aww shame. ha imagine if he ever read this. he woudl find that hes mentioned in like every post. um whoops. ah well hes a funny guy. o an he also tld anna off again. coz we were doin manly hugs an sumhow we kind of managed to like bounce each other. anna found it so funny that she was on the floor an he was like anna what are you doing? fun fun. |
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| 06:52pm 29/03/2006 |
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hi ppl. we lost the netball of which i was forced kicking and screaming onto the team. we won U4R andhi ppl. we lost the netball of which i was forced kicking and screaming onto the team. we won U4R and lost U4 um well the other class. i no!!! U4H that's the one. well seriously they had really gud ppl. and our team had me ppl. we lost the netball of which i was forced kicking and screaming onto the team. we won U4R and lost U4 um well the other class. i no!!! U4H that's the one. well seriously they had really gud ppl. and our team had me.
whoops i'm getting sidetracked. i've had this page open for like half n hr.tlkin 2 my dudes on msn. i spoke 2 kelly last nite. havent spoke 2 her 4 years. think we're goin out in easter sum time. got a fair bit planned. goin 2 hesters, probably (hoping) 2 go and c blood
goin 2 annas, probs goin 2 emilys and catching up with old chums.
RITE I WROTE THAT ON MONDAY THEN THE STUPID INTERNET CRASHED AND IT DIDN'T SAVE IT. THEN I COME BACK ON TODAY AND IT'S SAVED IT, JUST 30 TIMES. NO EXAGGERATION. I'VE JUST SPENT THE LAST HOUR FIXING IT. one is not amused. anyways
yesterday not much happened. well it probably did i just cnt remember it. nothing in scool anyway. emily stayed again. =)we had even more fun than last time coz we had haribo. any kind of sugar sends us totally hyper.
and gravitation!!! THEY HAVE BOY SEX!!! it's like the cutest thing eva. an then eiri's brother (who is now my new favorite after much debating coz he luks the same as eiri but with dark hair. so ems can have eiri *grudgingly hands him over*) comes an like tries 2 rape the lil dude (y is it that right now i'm having a block at all names but eiri)
and today not much happened either. just usual boring wednesdays. an anna got tld of yet again. we were just dancing across the classroom an he goes anna be sensible. he doesnt even say nythin 2 me which was quite mean. |
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| 07:02pm 24/03/2006 |
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well today was actually incredibly amusing. as most fridays are. who can forget the anna, sex, masturbation incident? lmao not that she did it. that mr amey...oh i'm just going from bad to worse here XD but anyway on with this friday.
first of all we were playing harry potter top trumps which incidentally totally rules except for the malfy card which was better. he deserves better!! but then mr amey come over and goes ooo what's that you've got there jess. (in a totally non-dirty way. it just sounds dirty when written down) an i was like oh just top trumps. an he was looking thru them all interested. then he goes i used to play these when i was little and anna blurts out what they had them then? he was like yes anna they had invented cardboard 200 yrs ago. =P
then he said something about planners so after about 10 minutes i get mine out and go to him see sir i do listen occasionally. and he was like no jess i said in form time. i went ok then maybe i don't listen. and he goes so have u got it signed then? to which my reply was nope, but it has a pretty bell on it! he was like well that makes it ok then.
then later in fp aimee threw lucias spanish text buk and killed it. then mr amey being the hero that he is stepped in but they just carried on shotuin at each other an he was like girls girls.
also in chem andrea who is henceforth my new very amusing chemistry buddy said some very funny htings. for instance, she tried to ask if anyone wanted a box of bulbs instead of asking if anyone had any bulbs 2 put in the box. then she tried to give my rubbish thinking it was scissors. and then we played catch with my lipgloss.
QUOTE OF THE DAY:U4A are mass debating in the gym for charity. If you come, so will they.~ems |
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| 06:22pm 23/03/2006 |
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omg b4 i start i just wanna say anna, i forgot 2 ask u in scool 2day did you see whatshisface's moustache in CSI last night? i was like HOMG. it's just no. i'm pretty sure his name's nick but sometimes he's so insignificnat i just cnt remember.
right yesterday i was violently assaulted by anna. it was over the damn seat again. she only does it 2 pee me off. she was also joined in her act of evil by sarah. it was so nasty. i was like clinging to the chair 4 my life. i cannot reconstruct the pain with mere words. =( i ran after physics as well. and i mean me running, its a miracle i tell's ya. but she pushed in front of me coz of the damn second years. damn them. it would be typical thta they block the door 4 like 10 minutes in which time anna cums up 2 the classroom. then i was quite happy to sit next to her (being the sensible mature person that i am of course)but i did eventually have to get my maths books and then sarah goes and sits there. or tries to. i sat there and that's how the fight started.
then today both of us were like edging towards the door at the end of english. miss edwards only noticed them and they had 2 go back 2 their seats. ha. but then i got out the door and sarah like grabbed my jumper and would probably have hooked it to the door if i'd given her more time. THEN i got downstairs and diane was there. i was like NOOOOOOO and flung myself down next to her. then i eventually went and sat on the desk in front nyways. then later in the lesson diane goes i'm actually quite hot sitting next to this radiator. i was like hmmph.
then in PE nobody had their PE kits coz the goddamn woman had specifically told us not to. so the other mrs davies comes in and yells at us 4 not havin our kits. then she tells us that we'll have to just wear our uniforms and either borrow trainers or go bare feet. and seeing as we were outside it was a pretty stupid suggestion really. but most of us would probably have preferred 2 go without shoes. the box is disgusting. but we decided to make best of a bad situation and most of us wore odd ones XD XD i've never seen anything so funny. especially andrea who had one big red shoe then a normal one. however mine were a pair an they were big fat things. i think i got the worst ones. hester wouldn't swap with me even though her feet were crippled. |
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| 06:06pm 21/03/2006 |
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well i'm meant to be doing my food but the pull of lj was too strong. yeh right. any excuse. i really don't see the point in 1) evaluating complete crap 2)finding recipes for the complete crap which is totally unessecary as most of the time it's just arranging it prettily and 3) actually cooking the crap.
now that's out of my system let's all sing. "past the point of no return..." i'm going to stop there. i discovered last night (when i finally got it back HURRAH) that i can sing or say the whole film. and i mean the whole film. i'd nearly lost my voice by the end of it. was fun though. i do adore my phanty *goes into daydream*
today i didn't really do anything exciting. as per usual. in maths i had a fight with anna because she stole my damn seat. i walked into the classroom at break and go "right i'm sitting here" really loudly and deliberately put my bag there an then anna goes and sits there. i was not a particularly happy bunny (EW ME AS A PLAYBOY BUNNY. THAT'S JUST WRONG. AS IS MRS OLDHAM WITH FURRY HANDCUFFS *shudders* WRONG THAT IS) it did eventually result in a fight in which helen slapped her really hard and went to kiss her. with her mouth open.
yeh i'm sure it wasn't as it seemed :S but anyway i also got the letter for the italy trip. i so wanna go. they get to go up vesuvius and everything. i think. i'm gonna have to get down and beg seriously. i mean i do intend to save up but there's no way i'll be able to get £580 |
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| 06:30pm 20/03/2006 |
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well yet again not much to report. my life is no more exciting than a snail. wait i take that back. (NO OFFENCE TO SNAILS. WITHOUT THEM SOCIETY WOULDN'T FUNCTION PROPERLY) it's no more exciting than the snails excrement. (i think it would be taking it a bit far to not offend the snails excrement)
but i did post the last chapter of my story up! =))))))) an i already got 2 reviews!!! am so happy. i was in a creative mood last night. i also stumbled upon (and wrote some of WOOT)my pheonix descent story, my psycho thingy story and mine an ems lc story.
well today everyone was in weird lasbian moods. was quite funny actually. an i got screamed at in maths. yet again. me and anna sat together which is just a big no-no *waggles finger in strange way that we do (it's totally innocent ok)* this morning anna gave me poto back. i was so happy. she'd had it 4 like 2 weeks. i mean seriously how does she expect me 2 live?? but anyway i was so happy i was hugging her 4 ages. then mr amey goes. what's that jess? an i'm like POTO an he just kinda shrugs an gives me it back. i also finished my maths test. joy. well at least it means i dnt have to go back there. |
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| 04:24pm 19/03/2006 |
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<td align="center">You will be a Notorious Criminal
Your fame will be gained through your unlawful deeds. You are very smart and will probably get away with it for a long time – if not forever. You are not evil, necessarily, but when you don’t agree with a law, you just ignore it.
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>
yeh i know i'm totally taking off anna an i dnt even like the things but she's right...it does get addictive. i think this one's particularly cool. an it's so me. did i tell you i once robbed a bank?
*luks at lj in total surprise* whoops i minimised this b4 i posted.best do it now then |
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| 08:55pm 18/03/2006 |
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before we start i would like to issue a plea. i'm gonna change my pic and i want sumbody...anybody to tell me wot the damn thing ses. coz it's really buggin me. i no it says summat about gay so it was gud enuf 4 me. ANYWAY on with the adventure of our heroine (yeh rite)
well due to most unfortunate circumstances i haven't updated AGAIN. well lets start with friday.
it was SOOO funny. we had fp an mr amey just hold the silence an goes sex. we were like HAHAHAHAHA. then he goes right i'll let you get it out of ure systems. an i pipe up sir it'll take ana quite a while. so he kind of grins and goes "ana...sex..masturbation" poor girl. and then the girl in the magic buk was called anna. just pretty embarassing 4 her really.
then i babysitted. how fun. na theyre gud kids really. =P
then 2day i went 2 my nan's after goin 2 about 12 pl;aces in a morning.
toodles xxxxx |
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| 04:57pm 16/03/2006 |
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well here we go again. once more i am forgetting to update. technically this time it wasn't my fault. last night i was at the spring concert *unamused face with sarcastic clapping* well first of all charlotte was off an emily had 2 play all by herself *refraining from breaking into song* and then as if that wasn't bad enough mrs roberts stands up and goes
"one of our cellists is away today so emily has to play the cello solo all by herself" *yet again refraining*
so the whole hall turns to luk at her. poor thing. then mrs roberts drops her baton at the beginning, which was quite a disappointment actually; she normally throws it. she even had spares in her bag. she did it at the rehearsal so we were all hoping that she'd do it on the night. shame. she did it in the carol service as well. funny times...
but anyway. we played poto. WOOT! but sum stupid stupid ppl clapped! i mean who claps in poto fgs??it's just wrong i tells ya! they clapped in the stupid sailors suite thing an can can. now they are moderately acceptable. but poto is just no. WHY DID THEY CLAP. then ems stayed. =DDD we had fun. twas goovy
special his to my dearESTS who all commented. u know i luv u all. and also to the other dearests who didnt comment but have really should. *hint hint*
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| 06:33pm 13/03/2006 |
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I SWEAR I WILL GET THIS THING 2 WORK!!! THE DAMN PIC NEVER WORK. *sulks* if i had my way there wud have been so many nakago/sawye oh yeh /um where wasi? o yeh and phanty and terry. of course. LUV U ALL!! i'm bored right now. hmm what cna i do that's out of the blue? i no! i think i'll have a secret affair with sum1...shame i dnt have ny1 to have an affair with. besides. i am married to like 3 ppl. and i have about 5 bits on the side...i've got ems, anna an dee as my wifies an hel, sarah, anj an sum other ppl as my bits on the side. i lose count :p
NB this is a pj.
nothing exciting as usual. however this girl did faint on the bus. we had 2 drive all the way back 2 scool and evryfin. i swear it's the sick ppls and the retards bus. 2 ppl bin sick in front of me and i had 2 help one of them and i am absolutely terrified of sick and of being sick so i thort i did quite well. none of her m8s had luked after her they just got off an i felt mean on the poor thing. when the other 1 was sick i kinda scurried away coz i thort 2 is just 2 much an she had her m8s there nyways.
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| 07:40pm 12/03/2006 |
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YAY IT SNOWED TODAY. it was like christmas. was so great. mick went to the shop 2 try an buy pat a sled-y-thing but they'd all gone so mum has the super bright idea of going down the hill at allerton towers on a wooden board. yes a BOARD. totally did not work. theres all these kids there with these super cool snowboards and stuff an heres us with this board. i decided to eventually have a go. and it did move. i just happened to land in this big pile of snow. was not particularly happy with that. then i threw a snowball at mick an kinda fell on my rear end. totally backfired. ah well. i got joe with a brilliant shot. he was bending over an i had this massive snowball an i aimed for his head. I GT WHAT I AIMED FOR!!! an he had 2 lift his head up an it went all down hin back an down his pants. was very amusing. then he got tom with a snowball an it was so funny coz it just kinda stuck 2 his head. he luked like his head was really deformed. like my snowman that i made. tom was at joes this morning so i had no excuse to go out. i just had to make do with the yard. i was like a little kid. it was all like snowed in against the door an i had 2 like jump over it. but then i landed in really really thick snow was great. but anyway back to the snowman. i was scraping all the snow off the bikes and the window and then i lost one of the eyes (they were cut up carrots and the nose was a mushroom. i wasn't in a very inventive mood) so it was pretty much blind as well.
i must get off. JUST FINISHED MY FOOD YAY. apart from the costin. which is just stupid nyways. bai abi!! |
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| 08:34pm 11/03/2006 |
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well not much to report. got scratched to death in the car. a car journey with georgie how fun. georgie is a dog k ppl. dnt go thinking it's like my brother or summat. but anyway we tuk her down 2 my aunties coz my nan couldnt leave the poor defenceless creature alone *looks of utter disbelief* but anyway. then we made this totally goovy video of tom. it was kinda like a lotr one. tom was there going MY PRECIOUS an then he put a ring on and disappeared! i swear it was a lot better than it sounds. but i shall not reveal the secret. *lips are sealed* right i am determined 2 make a damn pic work. let's try terry. |
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| morning dears |
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| 11:04am 11/03/2006 |
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right i'm here so i might as well update. i seriously cannot get over my pic it totally rules. ok it wasn't me who found it, it was either hel or ems...hmm. oh well whatever it was one of them. but i used the initiative (ooh big words) to use it as my userpic YAY.
everyones goin to the pics 2day. an i cnt coz i aint got no money. pity me ppl. think theyre goin 2 c date movie. it luks quite gud actually. i'm rambling. may i offer you some pumpkin juice? actually forget the pumpkin you can have blood!!! i'm kidding honest.
you see what i mean about being random? i just can't help myself sometimes. like yesterday when mr amey said he was going to give us homework an i turn around and shout really loudly BUT I THOUGHT YOU LOVED US!!! evry1 just goes quiet and are like just no. well he did tell us he had a sex change so i'm not the only one hu ses weird things. actually found that one quite amusing.
right pic time seen as nakago didnt work yesterday...
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| 06:41pm 10/03/2006 |
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well hello there. *peers at screen in disbelief* yes i am actually updating WHOAHMG. well nothing has happened today. as per usual. *snores* i just found out that my damn orchesatra rehearsal doesn't finish until like 11.10 which MEANS that i wnt miss maths or the test. i forsee me sitting for like an hour in the cellars...or taking an hour to walk a few steps. pah. i'm sure i cud do better when i'm 80.
bear with me people i'm still experimenting with new buttons. so what does this one do...
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did it work??? if it did then one of the sexiest guys ever shud appear. (nakago) in ure face anna. :p
did i mention my boo *cowers* she hits me if i dnt!!! luv ya really xxx |
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